TH's parents were in town over the weekend to celebrate my father in-law's (FIL) birthday. Originally we were going to wait to tell his parents, as they can be a bit . . . overwhelming . . . but we decided that telling on FIL's birthday was just too good of an opportunity to pass up.
So we got him this onesie. Zeyde means "grandfather" in Yiddish, and Bubbie means "grandmother."

We folded it so that only the words showed and FIL would have to actually pick it up to see what it was, and then we wrapped it in a regular shirt box.
My only regret is that we didn't catch how it all unfolded on video. You'll just have to imagine the scene, which will be improved if you can manage to read FIL's part with a thick Russian accent.
::::we give him the box::::
FIL: Oooh, it's clothes.
me: It is clothes! We didn't know what size to get you though.
::::FIL takes two minutes to unwrap the box, being careful not to rip any of the paper. As he finally lifts off the lid and starts to make his way through the tissue paper, TH squeezes my knee with excitement::::
FIL: Oh, that's nice!
::::He takes the onesie out of the box and holds it up::::
FIL: very nice!
::::He holds the onesie up to his chest::::
FIL: See? It's my size!
::::I start to wonder what the hell is going on::::
FIL: Oooh, look at this! Little snaps on the bottom!
me: yeah. Snaps.
::::I wonder if he has ever seen a onesie before, and then rationalize that SURELY he can tell by the tiny freaking size of the piece of clothing that it's for a BABY::::
::::FIL turns onesie around and reads the front of it::::
FIL: Oh, look at this. Do you know what
zeyde means?
TH: Do YOU know what
zeyde means?
FIL: Yes. It means grandfather.
TH: That's right. It means
grandfather.
::::TH and I stare at FIL, screaming GET IT?!?!?!? with our eyes::::
(wait for it)
(waaaait for it)
::::FIL loses all expression from his face and physically staggers backwards::::
(THERE it is!)
It was so quintessentially him. If ever you could describe an old Russian man as an airhead, he's the one who would fit that description. I am still kicking myself we didn't get it on film. He then went on to yell "Oh my God!" 10 or 15 times and proceeded to have hot flashes. We had to turn the fan on him.
The rest of the night he wanted "to sit by his grandchild" at dinner and proceeded to tell us all about when his two sons were born, which, by the way, if you ever want to really and truly appreciate having babies in 21st century America, listen to stories about having babies in Soviet-controlled Russia. Yikes.
And he kissed me a lot. And touched my belly. And asked what we were going to do about childcare and said that it was unacceptable that we will be putting a 3-month old into day care and that they would have to move to our area so that they could be closer.
Yeah. Like I said. Overwhelming.
But the news is out! Hopefully they will be good and not tell anyone until we give them the green light. Chances of that actually happening...............................?